Hey there, Christine. It’s me, your father. Dad, Dada, Daddy. If you’re watching this right now, I’m dead. If I was a good father to you, you’re sad right now. If we had some sort of, like, falling out, let’s just forget about it and move on. It’s not worth it. You know, personally, I’m doing everything I can to get into heaven right now. But your mother believes…well, she thinks that…I tell you what, why don’t you ask her? It’s complicated. These are the last words that I’m going to speak in this world, so here goes.